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Awesome Status for WhatsApp, Short Awesome Quotes
 Awesome Quotes | Awesome Status for WhatsApp 2017


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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a ‘lol’ at the end of it.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.
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That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..
That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song 🙂
That Awesome Moment When You carry someone’s baby & they refuse to go back to their parent’s hands just because they like you.
The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. 🙂
Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! 🙂
That awesome moment, when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you 😀
That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. 😀
Awesome Feeling, Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. ^_^
That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-
That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders 😀 😉
Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
An awesome moment: when you update your status with somebody in your mind and that person like your status first.
That ‘Awesome moment’, when you see someone’s status,and you know it’s aimed at you 🙂
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..
I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.
Best conversations always happen late in the night. 🙂
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.
Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you
Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
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They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. “Are you sitting on the remote?” No. “Stand up”.
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The awesome moment, when, you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidently is the first one to LIKE that status..!! 🙂
The Awsome moment.. When u r telling A Joke but can’t finish it Because Your laughng too hard.. Then friend says: Dekh Pehly hans ley ya bol ley 😛

Short Awesome Quotes and Sayings

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.
May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
I don’t want to earn my living, I want to live.
Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.
Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.
I still miss him, I miss him, I’m missing him.
The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
When I drink alcohol.. Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

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  • I am a good enough person to FORGIVE you. But not stupid enough to TRUST you again!
  • If you’re bad then call me your DAD
  • I am a HOT dude with a COOL Attitude
  • Fake people have an image to maintain REAL PEOPLE just don’t care.
  • I don’t MIND if others don’t like me. After all, I’m not a FACEBOOK status
  • I really hate saying sorry. But when I do, I honestly do mean it.
  • When you love what you have, you have everything you need.
  • Don’t call me lucky. I’m a hard worker
  • I love the smell of possibility in the morning.
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
  • I can only show you something real… I can’t make you appreciate it.
  • Life’s a journey not a race.
  • If you don’t take risks, you’ll always work for someone who does.
  • You may see me struggle, but you will never see me quit.
  • You can’t CONTROL other people. You can only control your REACTIONS to them.
  • They want to see you do good but never better than them, remember that.
  • Your speed doesn’t matter. Forward is Forward.
  • I’m not dead yet.
  • Making mistakes is better than faking perfections.
  • In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take.
  • Life’s a journey not a race.
  • Just because my path is different doesn’t mean I’m lost.
  • I used to care what people thought of me, until one day, I tried to pay my bills with their opinion.
  • When thinking about life, remember this: No amount of guilt can solve the post, and no amount of anxiety can change the future.
  • “A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.”
  • I don’t know what’s worse: People who lie or People who think I am stupid enough to believe the lies!
  • Trust gets you killed, Love gets you hurt and being real gets you hated.
  • Relgion does three things effectively: Divides people, controls people and deludes people.
  • I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days.
  • Behind every successful person, there is a lot of unsuccessful years.
  • Life starts at the end of comfort zone
  • I am Me and I won’t change for anyone!
  • Maturity is when you learn to “let go”.
  • Every Year Thousand People Quit Smoking, By Dying 🙂
  • Smartness is a perfect beauty.
  • I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me.
  • Attitude is like underwear. Don’t show it just wore it.
  • Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
  • Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.
  • God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
  • I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
  • I’m not perfect, I am original.
  • No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.
  • The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
  • Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
  • Girls lie, boys forgive. Boys lie, girls leave.
  • I am… stubborn, and I admit it, so it’s OK.
  • I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide 🙂
  • I only wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
  • I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
  • Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
  • Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
  • Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
  • The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.
  • I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts.
  • People come and go…the best will stay.
  • I Never dreamed about the success I worked for it.
  • Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you…
  • Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”
  • People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
  • You can do anything, but not everything.
  • God made us Best Friends, Because he knew our Mom couldn’t handle us as Brothers.
  • However good or bad a situation is, it will change
  • I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)
  • To be trusted, you must be honest.
  • You only live once, so do everything twice.
  • One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
  • I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
  • I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING
  • I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
  • I am not lucky. I am blessed.
  • Service is the rent we pay to live
  • Every burden is a blessing for me.
  • There are some things money can’t buy.
  • For everything else, there’s MasterCard.
  • A man is great by Deeds, not by birth
  • If you want to impress someone, put him on your Black list.
  • Share your Intentions not your Identity.
  • Smart. Fun. Funny. Fearless.
  • Dream more while you are awake.
  • I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
  • Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
  • My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
  • Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
  • The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!
  • Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
  • Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
  • Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
  • Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
  • Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
  • Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
  • Silence is better than lies.
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